before gunpowder
before the fall of Constantinople
before collectible card games!!!!
THERE WAS SOMETHING
ELSE...
this game will make you wash your mouth with
soap
Abuse: The Final Insult is a card game not quite like any
other... a fast-playing game of instant gratification at its most
base-serving up heapin' helpings of nastiness on your friends, before they
can do the same to you. To quote that eminent sage George Carlin,
It's all about 'doing the dozens'.
Abuse is easy to learn, each player
aims to destroy the ego of the other players, by laying down insults
created form cards in one's hand. The objective: get as many of your
cards out of your hand before the end of the round (brought on by someone
emptying their hand), so as to have as few points as possible. At
the end of the game, whoever sinks the lowest (in score, as well as
insults) win!
Just to make things even more interesting, there are blank cards
(helping you to put your own personal touch on your insults) and snappy
retorts, which allow you to turn the tables on someone who's just insulted
your mother.
Abuse is a non-collectible card game with eighty cards in a
deck, good for four players per each deck in play.
Designer: Greg Stolze (graphics: Samuel Araya)
Vendor: Eos Press
